This is the song I wrote for Rob - it is set to Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the USA” music.
I hopped off the plane at LAX
with my hoodie and my sex boots on
welcome to the land of paparazzi (whoa)
ugh, where’s my trusty bong?
jumped in the cab here i am like last time
look to my right see fans throwing gang signs
this is all so crazy
everybody seems so shady
my tummy’s turnin and i’m feelin really homesick
too many paps and i’m nervous
that’s when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a sam bradley song was on
a sam bradley song was on
a sam bradley song was on
so i put my hands up
they playin my song
the butterflies fly away
i’m bitin my lip like yeah
caressing my hair like yeah
got my hands up
they playin my song
and i think i’m gonna be ok
yeahhhh it’s a freak show in the usa
yeahhhh it’s a bidding war for pics today
get to the Chateau in my taxi cab
everybody’s looking at me now
like is it that guy from twilight?
his pics are a huge cash cow!
so hard with my boys not around me
it’s definitely not a Brit Pack party
cos all i see are the twi moms
libido ticking like a time bomb
my tummy’s turnin and i’m feelin really homesick
too many paps and i’m nervous
that’s when the Chateau played my favorite tune
and a bobby long song was on
a bobby long song was on
a bobby long song was on
so i put my hands up
they playin my song
the butterflies fly away
i’m bitin my lip like yeah
caressing my hair like yeah
got my hands up
they playin my song
and i think i’m gonna be ok
yeahhhh it’s a freak show in the usa
yeahhhh it’s a bidding war for pics today
hole in my favorite button-flies
sewing is a must tonight
blue thread saves me everytime
sew em up and they will be alrightttt
so i put my hands up
they playin my song
the butterflies fly away
i’m bitin my lip like yeah
caressing my hair like yeah
got my hands up
they playin my song
and i think i’m gonna be ok
yeahhhh it’s a freak show in the usa
yeahhhh it’s a bidding war for pics today
so i put my hands up
they playin my song
the butterflies fly away
i’m bitin my lip like yeah
caressing my hair like yeah
got my hands up
they playin my song
and i think i’m gonna be ok
yeahhhh it’s a freak show in the usa
yeahhhh it’s a bidding war for pics today
